Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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