I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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