And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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