She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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