Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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