This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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