You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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