You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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