Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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