so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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