No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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