so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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