Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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