i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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