My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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