What a fucking waste of an outfit
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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