you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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