he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You're earring is so big in my mouth
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
