How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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