return my video game
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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