just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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