at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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