theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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