Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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