The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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