you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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