nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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