I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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