That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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