some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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