I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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