Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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