I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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