I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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