so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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