At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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