Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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