It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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