I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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