dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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