I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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