Buhtt sex?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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