We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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