i would punch a child for taco bell
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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