Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
