oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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