Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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