no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
