Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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