Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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