school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Drunk is not a location!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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